Dead men tell no tales

Dead men tell no tales is the name of the ship that was pirated, & is captained, by Calico William Bonney.

History
Once one of the best in the navy, The Dreadnaught was the good ship used by the Commandante. When Calico William Bonney was death-sentenced after being framed of stealing the town's gold when it all falls out of his clothes after tripping over the rock, he angrilly insults the jugde, the court, & the whole navy what arrested him. Here is how he survived, then escaped; he broke free of the two soldier's hands, punched them both in the nose, stole at least sixteen of the princessa's beads, tore the red curtain, & stole it (which both became his bandana), broke the window with a coffee table, & then jumped out, stole some food from the market, stole the commandante's pistol, cutlass & hatchet, ran off to the docks, stole the the Dreadnaught, & renamed it "Dead men tell no Tales", & then sailed away from spain forever. Ever since, Calico was not welcome in Spain, as there was a wanted poster on the entrance, & he has stopped speaking spanish, & he now speakish eniglish with an austrailian accent, while everyone else in his crew speaks with a Scottish accent. Also, he has been traveling all over the world, to search for shipmates & a crew, & so far, he was quite successful. The crew includes his girlfriend as the prostitute for those who intrude, & his own father as officer (he is in charge of the ship, & gives most of the orders to Calico for his crew, & does the punishment sentencing.) Anyone who intrudes, & attacks the "Calico Corps" are putting their dignity & life at risk. You don't want to mess with these pirates one bit!